Kindly Don't Buy Us Stuff

We very much understand the desire to purchase things for newlyweds. Though we look incredibly young for our age (so very, incredibly young), we are actually closer to our 50’s than we are to our 20’s and aren’t in need of gifts (even though we are sure you would have gotten us the most excellent gifts).

If you still want to scratch that itch of buying things for us, you can make a donation to one of these charities instead:

Thank you, and we appreciate you thinking of us.